One Line Jokes ...

1. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

2. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

3. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

5. I used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.

6. If you say 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'.

7. What part of the car is the laziest?
"The wheel, because they are always tired."

8. What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Ever tried  swatting a fly with a TV?

9. What makes the calendar seem so popular?
Because it has a lot of dates.

10. What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
Their nose.

11. Why do you go to bed every night?
Because the bed won't come to you.

Flirty Phrases...

1. If i can re-arrange the alphabet, I will put U&I together.

2. Do you have a library card? Because i am checking you out.

3. I am new in this city. Can you give me the direction to your apartment please?

4. If you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of losing you.

Inspirational Quotes...

1. Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. William Arthur Ward
2. What we play is life. Louis Armstrong
3. If you can't be funny, be interesting. Harold Ross
4. The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. Rod Steiger.
5. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K Rowling
6. A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. Patricia Neal
7. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. Chinese Proverb
8. Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. Jeanne Moreau
9. I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. Wolfgang Mozart.
10. Nobody sees a flower - really- like to have a friend, it takes time. Georgia O'Keefe

Randomly Crazy Ideas

If you were born a camera-friendly person, you can ignore this post since you know it best in front of the zooming lens. If you were not, don't worry. You are not the only person and not everyone feel comfortable when their whole image being watched and taken. I know this because i am myself sometimes expressionless and body language dead-lock after all. My body turns pretty stiffed and my hands cannot find a good position besides resting in my pockets. My lips turn dry and a smile is hardly natural. Enough for this little drama.

Luckily there are rules to be learnt in almost any aspects of life-from learning to walk and talk to taking a picture. Unlike a model who needs to subconsciously communicate through his or her facial expression and body language in order to sell or promote a product, we only need to have a simply lovely photo. First thing first, SMILE is the most important ingredient of your whole picture recipe. If you can't do anything else, just smile. A way to find your best smile can be:

- looking into the mirror and smile and see whether you smile too much or too little.

- looking at your previous photos and see which one has the best smile. Next time, all you have to do is to follow that picture.
- say CHEESE or GEEZE.
- pretend that the photographer is your lover and you must smile at him/her from the bottom of your heart.

Now you have mastered your smiling skill, we can jump to body language, mainly your hands. One of the most popular gesture is a V finger. That's very simple yet quite universal. As a process, we can learn from easy steps before we move up to complex hip-hop move. Therefore, I have compiled a selection of various photo styles that would help as a basic idea.

friend Veng 's smile

sister Leakhena 's smile

Baby's smile

Grandma's smile + V fingers. I miss and love you.

Mei-Mei and me with double thumb-index V fingers ( I don't know if such word exists. lolz)

Cousin Theary's V

Robin's Vs

Angelica and Cynthea's creative Vs

My V

To be continued...

Orbox B Game

The game below is critically challenging. So far i reach level 17 (uns36B). I bet you can beat me if you try...

Do you see what i see?

1

OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE

(This sentence was intentionally written without "space". Can you rewrite it?)

2 Do you see what i see? I saw a young lady.

3Are you a black or white-oriented?

Picture 2 & 3 credited from What men don't listen and Women can't read maps

PHOTO QUIZ

Help me spot 3 differences between these two images. Winner will be selected to win a $100 prize and a chance to be on Sahara Desert for one week.

Laughing Stock Joke

Thanks a bunch to Kimleng for sending me this joke and for putting a smile on my face.

Cool SMS - 3

Maybe nobody has read my SMS 1 & 2. But I'm so obsessed with this sms thing. So I decided to put another one and see if it's worth my effort.

Dalai Lama Personality Test

Awhile ago, i used to play this game with some friends. Some say this is accurate, some say no. I called it a game because i think it's more fun than logical.
Just 3 questions and the answers will surprise you. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened.
This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers.
The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.
Get a pen and a paper, you might need to write down. Let's begin.

Question 1
Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:
Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

Question 2
Write one word that descibes each of the following:
- Dog
- Cat
- Rat
- Coffee
- Sea

Question 3
Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors.
Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color
- Yellow
- Orange
- Red
- White
- Green

To reveal the answer, click your mouse here and scroll down.
1) Your priorities in life are:
Cow signifies CAREER
Tiger signifies PRIDE
Sheep signifies LOVE
Horse signifies FAMILY
Pig signifies MONEY

2) Your desciption of dog implies your personality
Cat implies the personality of your partner
Rat implies the personality of your enemies
Coffee implies how you interpret sex (this is gros)
Sea implies your own life

3) Yellow: someone you will never forget
Orange: someone you consider your to be true friend
Red: someone that you really love (i know u didn't put my name)
White: your twin soul
Green: someone that you will remember for the rest of your life (i don't support this point, bcos it's duplicate with yellow. see? Green is up to you)

Among the 3 questions, the first one is rated the most accurate from my freinds. That's it for today. I hope you enjoy. Have fun.

Mind Power

Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! i hpoe you lkie tish atricle. TAHKNS

Cool SMS-2

Let me
Draw ur
Face!

Don’t
MOVE!

Nearly
Finish

OK
Done!

Wanna have a
Look?

,****,
( @..@ )
‘(--)’
That’s y I said don’t move


Now I’ll take a
Picture of u

Next

Ready

Steady

Smile

Click

Develop

Surprise

,.:iIi:.,
o( .)(. )o
(“,)
)( Wow haha..

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M just standing by my window thinking of u & wondering if u ever think of me too…*


‘≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡’
≡()“*”() Hi ! It’s
≡ ≡( ‘o’, ) Me..
≡ ≡(,,)=(,,)=====≡
I’ve climbed up ur window.. just 2 say a few words…”think about u

Cool SMS-1

(these are some cool msg i like reading. If you are not too busy, you can simply type them into your phone, and txt to your friends to share the fun and love.)

_______you’ve
!’--.__.—‘! got a
i_______i letter.
Opent it..!

§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ I MISS U. DO §
§ U MISS ME ? §
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